*Gasp gasp gasp*

The battle is almost over.

The war is coming to an end.



Yes, the war against the papers. The dreaded examination papers!

The hands tremble and shook for those who are unprepared, unable to grasp their weapons properly - their pen and mind.


Hang on gentlemen, it's almost over!

Hahaha!

Poor kid didn't even knew what hit her.

A great laugh.


*No copyright infringement is intended. This picture is taken from www.thisisphotobomb.com


Laughed so hard.

This is Ahem

Wayne here,

As usual, I was searching for knowledge, as usual, with my intellectual brain-

Ok let's cut the crap. I found something funny and I must share it with all 4 Yakin readers.

*Note that this post had been edited SLLLLLIGHTLY to make it U-rated. :D

*Oh also note that if you had just finished your breakfast/lunch/brunch/afternoon tea/dinner/supper/whatever, it is recommended that you read it after a while the food has digested. OR if you're about to have your breakfast/lunch/brunch/afternoon tea/dinner/supper/whatever.
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Sh*t 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities 2. Another word for Faeces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies. The Sh*t List: The Ghost Sh*t The kind where you feel sh*t come out, see sh*t on the toilet paper, but there's no sh*t in the bowl. The Clean Sh*t The kind where you feel sh*t come out, see sh*t in the bowl, but there's no sh*t on the toilet paper. The Wet Sh*t You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Second Wave Sh*t This sh*t happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to sh*t some more. The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Sh*t Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Sh*t". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Corn Sh*t No explanation necessary. The Lincoln Log Sh*t The kind of sh*t that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The Notorius Drinker Sh*t The kind of sh*t you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Sh*t" Sh*t The kind where you want to sh*t, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. The Wet Cheeks Sh*t Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. The Liquid Sh*t That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. The Mexican Food Sh*t A class all on its own. The Crowd Pleaser This sh*t is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. The Mood Enhancer This sh*t occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual This sh*t occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. The Guinness Book Of Records Sh*t A sh*t so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. The Aftershock Sh*t This sh*t has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected. The "Honeymoon's Over" Sh*t This is any sh*t created in the presence of another person. The Groaner A sh*t so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. The Floater Characterized by its floatability, this sh*t has been known to resurface after many flushings. The Ranger A sh*t which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. The Phantom Sh*t This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. The Peek-A-Boo Sh*t Now you see it, now you don't. This sh*t is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. (Blog editor's note : My favourite, hahaha- NO YOU SICKO! CAUSE IT'S FUNNY) The Bombshell A sh*t that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to sh*t (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near sh*tting facilities. The Snake Charmer A long skinny sh*t which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. The Olympic Sh*t This sh*t occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit. The Back-To-Nature Sh*t This sh*t may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. The Pebbles-From-Heaven Sh*t An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't sh*t. Premeditated Sh*t Laxative induced. Doesn't count. Shitzopherenia Fear of sh*tting - can be fatal! Energizer Vs. Duracell Sh*t Also known as a "Still Going" sh*t. The Power Dump Sh*t The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. The Liquid Plumber Sh*t This kind of sh*t is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Sh*t.) The Spinal Tap Sh*t The kind of sh*t that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Sh*t Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Sh*ts. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. The Porridge Sh*t The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Sh*t When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Sh*t When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Sh*t Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Sh*t Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. "AW SH*T" "I have to take a sh*t" (This sh*tty post is taken from a definition search on sh*t from UrbanDictionary.com) ---------------------------------------------------

Note that I added a star in between those holy words. It's too holy, that it deserves a star, a medal!

Hope you had a good laugh =).


Wayne, off. *twut*

A rather brief update.

Hello and greetings.

I'm Wayne.


Well, one week of holiday swifts by the 4 yakin class, and it felt like it's only a two or three days holiday.


On Tuesday, everyone was walking around like half-dead zombies, and 4 yakin students are definitely not excluded.


We, the 4 yakin students, looked like as if we all had just came back from a long, tiring, suffering war in the Gulf of Normandy.

Actually, it's just lack of sleep.


The most feared and respected Puan Lakshmi had changed her style of tutoring us. Bottom line?

More mental pressure on all of us, but good pressure.


Everything is great and as usual in the class.


Anything interesting that might occur or had occur will be posted.


Reporting out! Wayne.

Upon request and suggestion

Since Mr. Mong has suggested an idea.

An idea to how we can improve the quality of the teacher's teaching way, to be precise.

I felt that I should voice out my opinions and ideas. Please do tell me or write in the chatbox at the side if you, too, have an idea or/and suggestion that you think would help.


I will only comment on teachers I think who needs improvement.

First. I would like to comment on our math teacher, Pn. Rahmah, also the class teacher.

She's kind and patient, no doubt about it, but perhaps a little TOO kind. She needs to be a little more fierce and strict with the students. (Everyone's gonna kill me)
And maybe she should bring a speaker and a microphone to class and teach, because her voice is sort of soft. Me, being a student who sits at the FRONTEST FRONT row could barely hear what she's saying. She needs to borrow some of Puan. Lakshmi's internal 'chi'. I guess that's all for her.

Now secondly, Mr. Chan. Our add math teacher.

A little similar to Puan Rahmah's case. His voice is a little soft too. No offense, but sometimes he's like talking to the whiteboard and completely oblivious of what the students are doing. He, too, needs to be a little more strict and fierce. He needs to control the class a little bit. Well, not a little bit, A LOT.

Thirdly, our Sejarah teacher.

She too, is also a kind teacher, but a little too kind most of the times. I start to wonder perhaps it's the students who needs to change also uh? Anyway, she needs to write more things on the board and let us copy, instead of talking most of the time. A professor once carried out a research. A person only absorbs 10~20% of what he/she is hearing. So she should implement the visual and kinesthetic elements into her teaching method by requiring us to write at least A LITTLE LITTLE BIT on every lesson. (They're gonna kill me for this too)


Anyway, this is it for now. Perhaps I'll post when I have more ideas. =)


Wayne, slashing off.
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Brief update

Ello dudes and damsels.

So..since nobody has posted for a while. I'll give a brief update of our class students and school.



Today is Monday. We had just finished a Chemistry experiment. Sorry that there's no picture to entertain your eyes, though..only words to aid you in your imagination.

It's an alkali and acid neutralisation thing, where most of us had quite a lot of fun dripping, pouring, cleaning solutions as well as juggling around with the apparatus like a circus. En. Thiagarajan was observing from the back of the class, so I'm pretty sure our poor Pn. Sakinah is rather nervous.


Anyway,

Homework missiles launched from infamous teachers such as Mr. Chan and Pn. Lakshmi is oh-so never-ending. He's got one mothaf**ka rocket launcher to fire at us. But most of the people will just slack off and won't do his work.

This is not the case with Pn. Lakshmi, though. With her stare of doom and her loud voice, nobody in our class dares to even think of committing truant or skip any of her homework. She'll make sure we're blown into a thousand smithereens if we do that.


Other than that, we're basically doing quite fine..actually.


I personally think it's because the exam had just ended.


Let's see how good we'll do in the final year examination huh?


Work hard guys. No pain, no gain!


Wayne, slashing the finishing line.

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Hey Ho!!

This is Wayne here!

These are the pictures that I took early this morning. Enjoy =).




This is Lee Chee Wei aka The (most terrible) singer of our class. And yet he always sing to crack our ear drums














Lim Jia Seng. Woah...check it out.. semangat study.













Wolverine. Again. Seriously man. His hair....
LOLOLOL. Wolverine.











Oops. That's me. Gonna throw up the chocolate and catch it with my mouth. (I got tha chocolate in mah mouth, you know)














Faizal : Let's ballet!
Alfrey : BRING IT, DAWG!











One of our admins of this blog. Aoki Tan Zen Kin aka Fish.












Vemmal acting as "someone" : You created a manipulative variable and you forced me to respond.

Chu being a poor student : Ok t'cher sorry ='(, I do my work now.... sob.











During moral class. Loh Wee Hou got the stare of death from our Moral teacher, Puan Hamidah.










Teoh Yu Chai aka the one that always run around shouting his gay partner's name. "NAH!"














The Indian Gang. Hey...what's that guy doing there?












Faizal again, this time he's studying- as usual. Top student of our class.








And last but not least, John Chu Khong Liang. He is also one of our admins of this blog. This picture depicts that he's studying as well. This shows how hardworking 4 Yakin students are! Hah!


Right in your face Puan Siti Zaiton binti Selamat.
We're totally in the re-branding mission of our school =).




P.S. One of our admin's picture is not in here, which is Jerry Sia. But don't worry, check the previous photo post and you can see in one of the picture he's the one that's studying(fake one :P, wakkakaaa). Not the froggeh, though.

Hello and Welcome

Hello, and welcome to the class blog of 4 Yakin!


I'm Hwee Guan..one of the admins of this blog.


There will be other admins as well(which will be appointed later).


Please bear with us for now as this blog is still under construction =).