Showing posts with label Aoki Tan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aoki Tan. Show all posts

Sunday, January 3, 2010

The really Final Final post

Wish you all compatriots of Form 5 Good Luck In your exams.
This is the lastpost thereby announcing the death of 2009 4Yakin.
Passing it to 2010 4Yakin. We hope you exceed expectations. We'll be watching.
Get Creative. Use our old design as an example if push comes to shove.

Godspeed,
Fish

Sunday, November 8, 2009

My Fellow 4Yakinians

The battle is over, no casualties were reported, no news is good news.
Remember, I proudly say Men than Maggots which you once were today as I stand proud in front of 30 Men whom have proven themselves worth of being science stream students!
But only know, the war has just begun.
Your enemies will will reveal itself: SPM, STPM, Masters Degree, Ph.D, etc.
Face them like men, or take alternatives.

Bringing on the current situation, all of us have presumed returned our Form Four books? Good I see, Now its our time to Collect Form Five books and face 5Yakin with the same self-respect we exit 4Yakin with! Holidays are beginning on 15 November I heard,
rest well, gentlemen.
You've deserved it,
Fish.

Friday, November 6, 2009

EXAMS?


4Yakin students are already reeking the after-exams spirit! Enjoy the victory boyos! you deserved it! I wouldn't have asked for better men to fight alongside me in tyranny of the Form 4 education of ACS!

Moving on! It's finally here! a new method for flaming people! As we post photos relevant to 4Yakin, krunts and maggots theft them for personal use! To prevent it, we've made a 4Yakin's Seal Of Approval!
EDIT:
As you tag along this approval, people have to take it and give credit to 4Yakin for it! Well, it doesn't actually benefit. But it's for the better good of team spirit!

Enjoying the after-exam spirit
-Fish

Monday, November 2, 2009

What should have been done a long time ago + Dedication: Pn. Norhafizah.

Men has always adored pictures. Judging my how we always make expressions such as pictures speak a thousand words and so on. Looking that the sejarah has many thousand words, painting pictures will make our job easier on understanding! Just one year since we left our suffering chains of PMR. They've launched a comic on sejarah which has the standards of getting students to view each picture for a high number of almost five seconds! (no seriously, its high).








If you want to take a look at this book, its at the library. If you're wondering, NO there's no Form 4 onwards version of this book. So if you rely on comics to get your A's for SPM, then its time to inform your next of kin!



Towards the dedication, around 21 August 2008.
Pn. Norhafizah once mentioned about a novel which she have written (at least I think she did).
Onwards, it's finally reached to the School's Library and is open to be read.

Here's the catch, you'll need to find it first, IN THE OCEAN OF BOOKS. No exceptions! If you want to be cheap and don't supply Pn. Norhafizah(pen-name Zakiya) with the comission which she highly deserves for taking months, or probabbly a year writing this book! You expecting it to fall into your arms such as magic performers would?! I think not! Here's some pictures:





Here's a summary for those whom are too conservative to take five minutes to find the book for yourselves to find the storyline does not suit your "taste" which I have to mention might be like a drain!

Summary:
AZAHANI, or Aza, is determined to provide a better future for herself and her family. Reluctantly, she leaves home to attend life in a fully residential school in the heart of Kuala Lumpur at the tender age of thirteen.

In the boarding school, she finds life more challenging than the simple, quiet one she enjoys in her hometown. It is difficult enough to make decisions on her own, without her mother's help when faced with dilemmas. What is even worse is to confront incidents which challenge some principles she has held on to all this while. She is learning that life is not just about studying what is in the books.

And despite her vigorous efforts to remain focused on her studies and be at the top of her class, in seclusion of everything else, why does Aza find it increasingly important what the head prefect of the school thinks of her?

Now you know the objective, you know the reward, now for the pursuit,
The hunt is on,
I don't know about you, but I'm getting my own copy of the book!

Debriefed,
Fish.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Final Stanza

The day which all apparently 296 days of (perhaps) preparing will all be put to the test.
I would make a long speech announcing the times we've spent as colleauges of 4Yakin, for we are about to face death's doors. But, I myself have to make some last minute preparations. All I can say to the 4Yakin students. Well, and also including the fact which we're not actually gonna be gone.

Good luck on copying Faizal.
Great luck on "Tembaking"
and finally, Godspeed.
-Fish

Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Thrive Against The System.

REFERENCE FOR THIS POST:
SYSTEM: Teachers and Pengawas.
FREEDOM FIGHTERS: Firecracker Enthusiasts

FRIDAY - Nobody knows exactly for what or why this came up, it just did.

"A firecracker (also known as a cracker, noise maker, banger or bunger) is a small explosive device primarily designed to produce a large amount of noise, especially in the form of a loud bang; any visual effect is incidental to this goal." -Wikipedia.

Freedom Fighters of ACS are using it to pass the message:

They exploded numerous fireworks in one day..
In response, the System responded with a Spot-Search.




The story begins weeks ago when firecrackers went off indicating the weekend of the school. Along the next week, the firecrackers seemed to have gotten louder and more often. The System cracked their heads trying to think of solutions and went with the best solution: Spot-Searches. Though, spot searches after the assembly are not good enough. Some of the bags were already in the classroom or hidden in a corners not known by many. The first one was assumed success, the raid found a small amount of firecrackers. The freedom-fighters taunted and jeered in response by exploding a few crackers not even giving 5-minutes after the search. In conclusion, the Freedom-Fighters passed the message, while the System found a handful of firecrackers and some Handphones.

The injustice was put to the big house(buku rekod PSP).

Then followed by another spot-search. The conclusion was the same.
The final day before the PMR Break, Friday,
They took action, they made a Class-Raid. Not to find more firecrackers, but more cell-phones.
As the Freedom-Fighters responded in detonating fireworks after that raid, in response; a second raid was held on the same day just to find the same disappointment of finding everything else except fireworks.

RE: System:
Message to the readers whom are the system:
As Vigilant as this seems and taking advantage of the bad situation, someone has to play the bad-guy and therefore the efficient Prefects can finally shine and the Prefects which need work will be improved. Not saying that this is a good thing, but it is productive for the Prefects.

RE: Freedom-Fighters
Message to the readers whom are under the Freedom-Fighters:
"In Malaysia, playing with firecrackers is now illegal as stated from Malaysian Explosive Act which was revised in 1991" -Wikipedia.
You've been warned. I purge you to accept the consequences and stop this immoral act before the law catches up on you.

Cheers,
Aoki

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

You call yourselves students?! I only see no-hopers!

The performance during Puan Lakshmi's presentations were mostly horrible!

You could imagine her laughing off at the amount of flaws which could not even be counted by a centipede using every one of it's legs!

This image describes what you class ladies have been done to!

Note: this cant possibly be a crude word because it has been on a newspaper. A fine newspaper it is indeed! Another proof is the campaigns inspiring youths to read the newspapers, so the word 'rape' is not a bad word to use! people just treat it like a bad word.
You standing right there. Stop laughing! This is a serious matter!

Anyway, the gentlemen whom stood in front were assigned to distribute papers to each and every platoon.
Some even had creatively concieved umbrella diagrams and many cursive writings on them, but that was not enough to please Puan Lakshmi!
There was not much credit for creativity initially, it all depends on the idea of the chosen theme.

Naturally, in every single team, there were huge and many flaws.

For Tinesh's group, it was different.
As many knew, the rules of that day was, instead of only one man presenting, the whole group has to stand in front of the white board as if they were in a death sentence of the firing squad, and indeed Tinesh's group had it bad.
The mistakes were noticeable even by the students and so the crossfire began.
The body count was 3.
The man whom were throwing the bombs launched towards him back was Khaswaran.
Sure the others looked high and mighty standing there. But looking high and mighty was the only good they did to the team.
Amazing job done by Khaswaran, he deserved the applaud given to him.

There ends my post.
But wait, here's a poster for the 300 trailer!

The story goes..
Vemmal and I go for the same tuition, So I took a picture of him like this,
So, continuing on, A little edit wont hurt.
Right.. and to the people whom really loved the movie..





Selamat Hari Raya all and wa alaikum assalam,
Fish

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Another Stroke of Dissapointment and another hint of reward.

As you all know, disappointment comes with rewards, indirectly, this disappointment's reward comes directly to your doorstep.

I brought my Camcorder some time ago and I was disappointed that none of you took effort of initiative to even assisted on making a class video. Yet, some I caught naturally really made worth while. I've made a 300 Trailer out of the footage, Enjoy.

Note: This took 8 Hours of editing whereby what could have been just 3 hours, Next time I bring my camcorder, please perform some random stuff so I'd have more material to add into the video.

FYI: if you dont know what video I originally am insulting, here it is

Its a movie called 300. Where 300 spartans has to take on a nation of Persians, Quite related to "Bukit Kepong" eh? Weird.

I know, by god these two videos have a huge significant differance! I'm just a man with a camcorder, dont expect so much!

-Cheers

Fish

Friday, September 11, 2009

You all failed me, and I am rewarding you.

Out to all you people whom assisted in killing our class blog,
*sarcasm begins* congratulations,*sarcasm ends* our class blog is half-way to death's doors.


To those of you whom assited in killing our class blog and is proud, I have designed(by designed I mean just write quotes on it) this shirt as a shirt for all of you whom feel they have done a good job killing our class blog. I could be treated like a Medal which was sold to you cheap by your enemy whom still despite you doubting the fact that you have purchased an item from him.


Please, contribute to the class blog by attempting to create a scene or quote on the blog, especially at the chatbox to your right.


Cheers
-Fish

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Labt uns niemals der Pflicht vergessen, welche wir auf uns genommen haben

These were words once said by a man, a dictator, only known as Adolf Hitler.
Translated to english, Let us never forget the duty, which we have taken upon us.

Today, as you all know, the President Of Four Yakin (POFY) did not attend school today.
Gossips said he was put into hiding from a Defcon code: T.K.L.
I believed that it was another reason.
The point is not there.

Today, as POFY did not attend school, I, the Vice President took the 'Almighty Book of Kawalan' performed his duties as second-in-command.
As I saw remarks from each teacher, Cleanliness on every single row was all writted as the same thing, 'kotor'.

Today, our class(I have a feeling) is said to be the least cleanest class of the Science stream!
Our administrator of hygiene, Sanjeevi often reminds us of the jobs we should do.
Even one person volunteered to reconcile the Mighty Jadual Bertugas.
We must follow it for a better future of the class!

HEIL YAKIN!!


Ok, If you did not understand that glorious speech, let me just put it in general terms, Our class is terribly dirty and don't be in denial, I know you agree too. Teoh Yu Chai even took the initiative to reprepare the destroyed Jadual Waktu.
Even the teachers are tired of persisting us to clean the class they neglected it already.
Do check the Jadual Waktu from time-to-time and If the class is still dirty, give the Ketua Kebersihan(Sanjeevi) a kick and get him working.

Stay clean, stay studying,
Your SPM results depend on it,

Cheers,
Fish

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Dedication: Pn Sakinah

4 Yakin Presents...



Sexual Harrasment of plastic bags.


Students of 4Yakin should be aware that this Friday, 21st August, there was a big Orange bag with scent of Chili, pounded together with toasted Shrimp Paste(belacan), tomatoes added together with salt, sugar and lime juice.
(Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambal#Malaysian_Sambal)

Yes mentlegen, I mean sambal. But sambal wont come by self! It is fully-armed with Nasi, nuts and anchovies; Exactly what a Malaysian needs to live, agree, no? If you cannot guess what it is, its either you dont live in Malaysia, or you should not be living in Malaysia, Nasi Lemak!


Here are some pictures of what happened that day:



The students began enjoying the food during the second recess instead of stalking on girls, Do you now see the power of "Nasi Lemak"? Nasi Lemak>Flirting; Money can't buy you love, but It can buy you a delicious pack of Nasi Lemak.




I Don't know this was by nature or on purpose.




Now that is what I wanna see



Hey, Straight-A student's gotta eat too.



I see that MCA is getting smaller?



First Place: Lee Chee Wei (if there was ever a race to begin with)




Second Place: Teoh Yu Chai, taunting Nah Eng Seng of his slow eating skills.




Requests were made(by me) to take Pn Sakinah's picture. She said that she would prefer to have a group picture. Most of the (reamaining) students of 4Yakin then gathered up and took a nice photo.



All's well and ends well.
FYI: this picture has Chai and Chia in a "Choir" position.

Cheers,

Fish

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Out to all you dandies, be prepared for tomorrow.

One of the admins of the blog, Aoki Tan will be bringing his camcorder once more again tomorrow, Aug 20 2009, on the day of Thursday.
Whats that I smell? 4 Yakin's montage #2? Maybe, just, maybe.
We'll have to see if I have enough footage to match the songs I chose.

The reason I'm telling you this is because, maybe you have a special presentation, performance or product which is not oftenly found in Malaysia or you have created yourself..which are according to school regulations.
I will also be accepting choreographed(planned) takings such as dance performances and others.

Students from foreign classes are welcomed to come along and join the fun and express your talents.


Godspeed Readers,
Fish

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What everyone has been waiting for, the one and only..

4 Yakin's montage!!
Enjoy the show.
Separate videos which were seen on the montage will be uploaded later on.





EDIT:
To all yer' conformists in 4 Yakin. Today's vote was a sucess, 18 out of 23 songs were keyed in.
Those students which were absent, tough luck. You're music of selection will be inserted next time the nominations of music is chosen.
P.S: (unprofessional talking time) Skip school smore lar!


Cheers,
Fish

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

You will soon enough.
Just follow this simple steps:

1) Turn on your/A guardian's handphone and select the sound recorder.
2) Place the handphone's speaker near your mouth.
3) Read the announcement below.
4) After 6 seconds of doing so, click 'stop recording' and press play.
5) Enjoy annoying sound.

As many of you 4 Yakin students know, today Aoki Tan, myself brought a camcorder to school to film our school activities.
Every student was in it.
Many of you purged me to put it on the blog, and I will, just not right now.
Yes, you can click stop recording and hear your annoying sound now.
I'll be hearing them over and over in school again tomorrow, wont I?
Still, summarised: I'm not posting the videos online today, but another day, after many editing has been done.

Cheers,
Bllur.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Saliute to the men on the battlefield.

















This picture was edited to be Clean; Clean to avoid traumas to people of any age. Clean from obseenity .






















White boards don't lie




















Show Me a Move!





















Battle without honor nor humanity


















Puan Lakshmi's angel's work






















The SPM Alert went off!


















The Claw


















"SO MUCH BLOOD!"


















The drummers of 4Y
















"You Talkin' to me?"
Still dont know what I'm talking about? Here:

























Wolferine



















THRILLER



















Mutey and the Beat

















Immigrants


















This pic is full of Lulz



















[Insert Pedophile Joke Here]
















Houston, We have a problem


















I eat Bunnies for Breakfast

















Hhahaa, I'm Owning you!

















There's a fly on your face


















The Godfather
















That's Probabbly Aoki's Handwriting






















Welcome To 4 Yakin!!

















Walls Dont Lie Either.



Cheers,
Bllur